Making out with girlfriend like a gentleman

Her 2 year old brother walks downstairs and sees us on the couch under a blanket

He walked over and asked, “Why cuddling, what’s this?~”

Then he put on this stare

and glimpsed our souls

My girlfriend punches me

I punch back

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SO MUCH PACKING

WHERE IS MY DAMN ROPE

I NEED THIS FUCKING ROPE

fyeahfallout:

Fallout 3 Plasma Rifle replica. Can you imagine, if someone broke into your house and they came face to face with this?

This is the work of Ryan Palser, who worked on this for 5 months. Here is the article on joystiq, and here is Ryan’s Flickr which shows practically every step in the process, as well more photos of the finished awesomeness. 

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Taking place in England the owners of the yard slowly kept adding sections to the contraption so when the squirrel learned one section and got the nuts, they’d add another section. It took over 2 weeks to get to the final product you see in the video.

(Source: thedandyunderworld, via loseyourlaughloseyourfooting)

Tags: yumyumyum

muddyrocks:

miss-mgann:

oh shit tim abort abort
-Teen Titans v3 #8

droppin the F bomb

muddyrocks:

miss-mgann:

oh shit tim abort abort

-Teen Titans v3 #8

droppin the F bomb

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champ2b:

mr—parker:

Rule #2: Double tap
make sure hes really done.

HOW’S IT TASTE, MUTHAFUCKA’?!

champ2b:

mr—parker:

Rule #2: Double tap

make sure hes really done.

HOW’S IT TASTE, MUTHAFUCKA’?!

(Source: mmahard, via mykaelala)

Tags: damn

How to Celebrate Being Out of School with Carlo

Step 1: Play Half-Life: Episode 1

Step 2: Play Half-Life: Episode 2

Step 3: ?????

I’m out of weed

:c

But I am GooooOOOOOOOOOORDAN Freeman~

(Source: seizetonight, via mykaelala)

aseaofquotes:

Hunter S. Thompson, The Rum Diary

aseaofquotes:

Hunter S. Thompson, The Rum Diary

(via bury-me-with-it)

(Source: gabbalynn, via ciider)